The Hair Color Changing Spell

At the full of the Moon, assemble yourself in a secret place - preferably near a good source of running water. You should be skyclad, or if you must wear robes, wear old ones that you do not mind having ruined.

Ground and center.

Cast a circle by walking 3 times around your magickal space. Clockwise for a ligher shade, counterclockwise for a darker. Call upon the elements.

Light an incense of henna, maidenhair fern, meadowsweet and lady's bedstraw.

Invoke the goddess Friznat:

"Oh Friznat, you who bring bad hair days,
Or or in your mercy, keep them away.
I call upon thee and invoke thee,
Oh you, who walk this earth, seeking your consort Mopidu,
And creating the snarls and tribulations for human kind,
Look kindly down upon me.
May I never tangle, may I never frizz,
May spilt ends be ended completely.
Oh Lady, I beseech thee.
So Mote it Be." *

Throw a rubber band or a hair ribbon into your cauldron, and burn it in offering.

Take up an whole unblemished Grade A extra large egg. Walk to each quarter and hold the egg up toward the directions, saying the following, depending on the element:

Water: "May my hair be moist and nourished."
Air: "May my hair flow smoothly back, when ruffled by a breeze."
Fire: "May the fiery sun not bleach the color too swiftly."
Earth: "May I make lots of money so that I can get a real hair dresser and not rely upon silly spells."

Return to center. Crack the egg upon your forehead. catch the yolk, and separate it out from the white, using your fingers much like a collander. Smear the yolk into your hair. Say, "May beauty enter my life." Try to avoid slipping on the spilled egg white.

Now open the box of hair coloring essence that you bought at WalMart and apply it according to the directions on the label. As you do so, chant the name of the color you want your hair to become. Remember that if you have not done a pre-test and break out in a horrid rash, neither I nor the goddess Friznat are responsible.

Wait the appropriate time, meditating upon how lovely you will look with your new color.

Rinse your hair and apply the conditioner that came in the package.

Walk 3 times around your ritual space, again, clockwise for light hair, counterclockwise for dark. Thank Friznat for her caring and mercy. Thank the elements and release them. Release the circle.

The rite is done. Your hair has now shifted in color. This is REAL magick people! it is PROVEN to WORK in medical STUDIES!!!!

*A special note: If you wish to truly receive Friznat's blessings, purchase a stapler (yes, the thing that you use to staple papers together) and bury it near a riverbank. A caution: if you do this during a tuesday when it is full moon, or on a thursday if mercury is retrograde and the sun is in Libra, this will only invoke Friznat's ire. In this case, to spare yourself of her wrath, you must also give her a bottle of hair conditioner. Preferably the expensive kind - Friznat hates those cheap conditioners.

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