Student Sanity Tester

Question 1:
Are you emotionally unstable?
Yes
No


Question 2:
Are you psychotic?
Yes
No
No way. The voices in my head say that I'm fine.
Let me think about that while I go wash the entrails off my hands


Question 3:
When someone disagrees with you, how do you feel?
Anger, I want to kill the bastard.
Insulted, I am never wrong.
Annoyed, I can not take beeing wrong, so I'll try to cover it up.
Interested, I am always interested in learning how other people think.


Question 4:
Have you ever had wet dreams about "putting the world on fire"?
No, im normal damnit!
No, My mother wont let me :(
Yes, I have ultimate Power!
That's acutally a good idea. I think I have some gasoline right here...


Question 5:
Okay, how do you feel about children?
I love them. I cant wait to be a parent.
The little tykes are great so long as they're not mine, but they make me a bit weary
I hate them, they are so annoying I just want to...
They are great. Specially stewed and served with red wine *yummy*
She told me she was 18. I swear!


Question 6:
Now, on to social skills. Have you ever socially interacted with another person not part of your family?
Yes
No
Mommy hold me!


Question 7:
Why do you wish to become a student of my path?
I have read your writing and it feels right to me.
I lust after you and I want to be your love slave.
Nobody else will take me.
I just really really like dragons, and I know you have dragon in the name of your path and like I think that's a sign!
I want power, Power, POWER!!!


Question 8:
Here's what I expect to gain from my training
A deeper connection with the Dragon (the All-That-Is).
A better understanding of my power and responsibility to make positive change in my life
A nifty new set of robes and tools
Rank in your tradition, so that others can bow before me!
The ability to conjur demons from beyond the 7th gate of Marduk.

Question 9:
I view circle as:
A wonderful way to connect with the gods.
Necessary for any magickal spellwork.
A great way to meet members of the opposite sex.
An opportunity to suck the energy out of all other participants.